After getting a bachelor’s degree, can Austie then become an elementary school teacher?
That would all depend on who in the hell Austie is. Is he (she?) a sexual predator or a convicted felon? Even if this gender neutral individual is devoid of a criminal record, there could be issues of temperament and/or hygiene. Does Austie have a lazy eye or a club foot which could become fodder for ridicule? If we’ve learned anything from watching Goonies, it’s that kids can be cruel. And annoying as a f*ck sandwich on potato bread. Basically, you need more than a degree to herd a bunch of crumbsnatchers for six hours a day. Perhaps some grey market Adderall slipped into a few juice boxes.
the Strawboss has spoken