I was out with friends the other day at a quaint lil’ coffee shop when a call from Nature sent me to the restroom. Upon finishing my business, I noticed the all too familiar sign, “Employees Must Wash Hands before Returning to Work.”

Why do people need to be told this? I would think that anytime you touch your @ss, you would be naturally drawn towards soap and water. I mean, unless you urinate Lysol, you need to wash your hands!!

I’ve always contended that we’re all one power outage, one natural disaster away from turning into wild animals, but even raccoons wash their hands. And the sink is between you and the door, so you can’t forget. Rinse, lather, rinse. How hard is that?

I am the Strawboss. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

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